skulduggery.go (view raw)
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2// Copyright (c) 2019 Ted Unangst <tedu@tedunangst.com>
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15
16package main
17
18import (
19 "regexp"
20
21 "github.com/mattn/go-runewidth"
22)
23
24var bigboldshitz = "๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐"
25var lilboldshitz = "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ"
26var biggothshitz = "๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐
"
27var lilgothshitz = "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐"
28var moegothshitz = "๐๐
๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
"
29var morgothshitz = "๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท"
30var bigitalshitz = "๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐"
31var lilitalshitz = "๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐"
32var bigbangshitz = "๐ธ๐นโ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐พโ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐โโโ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค"
33var lilbangshitz = "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ"
34var bigwideshitz = "๏ผก๏ผข๏ผฃ๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผฆ๏ผง๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผช๏ผซ๏ผฌ๏ผญ๏ผฎ๏ผฏ๏ผฐ๏ผฑ๏ผฒ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผต๏ผถ๏ผท๏ผธ๏ผน๏ผบ"
35var lilwideshitz = "๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ"
36var bigblokshitz = "๐
ฐ๐
ฑ๐
ฒ๐
ณ๐
ด๐
ต๐
ถ๐
ท๐
ธ๐
น๐
บ๐
ป๐
ผ๐
ฝ๐
พ๐
ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐"
37
38var re_alltheshitz = regexp.MustCompile(`([` +
39 bigboldshitz + lilboldshitz +
40 biggothshitz + lilgothshitz +
41 moegothshitz + morgothshitz +
42 bigitalshitz + lilitalshitz +
43 bigbangshitz + lilbangshitz +
44 bigwideshitz + lilwideshitz +
45 bigblokshitz +
46 "][ '\ufe0f]?){3,}")
47
48var re_moredumb = regexp.MustCompile(`[๐]`)
49
50// this may not be especially fast
51func unpucker(s string) string {
52 fixer := func(r string) string {
53 x := make([]byte, len(r))
54 xi := 0
55 loop1:
56 for _, c := range r {
57 xi++
58 if c == ' ' || c == '\'' {
59 x[xi] = byte(c)
60 continue
61 }
62 for _, set := range []string{bigboldshitz, biggothshitz, bigwideshitz, moegothshitz, bigitalshitz, bigbangshitz, bigblokshitz} {
63 i := 0
64 for _, rr := range set {
65 if rr == c {
66 x[xi] = byte('A' + i)
67 continue loop1
68 }
69 i++
70 }
71 }
72 for _, set := range []string{lilboldshitz, lilgothshitz, lilwideshitz, morgothshitz, lilitalshitz, lilbangshitz} {
73 i := 0
74 for _, rr := range set {
75 if rr == c {
76 x[xi] = byte('a' + i)
77 continue loop1
78 }
79 i++
80 }
81 }
82 x[xi] = '.'
83 }
84 return string(x)
85 }
86 s = re_alltheshitz.ReplaceAllStringFunc(s, fixer)
87
88 s = re_moredumb.ReplaceAllString(s, ".")
89
90 zw := false
91 for _, c := range s {
92 if runewidth.RuneWidth(c) == 0 {
93 zw = true
94 break
95 }
96 }
97 if zw {
98 x := make([]byte, 0, len(s))
99 zw = false
100 for _, c := range s {
101 if runewidth.RuneWidth(c) == 0 {
102 if zw {
103 continue
104 }
105 zw = true
106 } else {
107 zw = false
108 }
109 q := string(c)
110 x = append(x, []byte(q)...)
111 }
112 return string(x)
113 }
114 return s
115}