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my fork of honk

activity.go (view raw)

   1//
   2// Copyright (c) 2019 Ted Unangst <tedu@tedunangst.com>
   3//
   4// Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
   5// purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
   6// copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
   7//
   8// THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
   9// WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
  10// MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
  11// ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
  12// WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
  13// ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
  14// OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
  15
  16package main
  17
  18import (
  19	"bytes"
  20	"compress/gzip"
  21	"context"
  22	"crypto/rsa"
  23	"database/sql"
  24	"fmt"
  25	"io"
  26	"log"
  27	"net/http"
  28	"net/url"
  29	"os"
  30	"regexp"
  31	"strings"
  32	"sync"
  33	"time"
  34
  35	"humungus.tedunangst.com/r/webs/image"
  36	"humungus.tedunangst.com/r/webs/junk"
  37)
  38
  39var theonetruename = `application/ld+json; profile="https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams"`
  40var thefakename = `application/activity+json`
  41var falsenames = []string{
  42	`application/ld+json`,
  43	`application/activity+json`,
  44}
  45var itiswhatitis = "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams"
  46var thewholeworld = "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public"
  47
  48func friendorfoe(ct string) bool {
  49	ct = strings.ToLower(ct)
  50	for _, at := range falsenames {
  51		if strings.HasPrefix(ct, at) {
  52			return true
  53		}
  54	}
  55	return false
  56}
  57
  58func PostJunk(keyname string, key *rsa.PrivateKey, url string, j junk.Junk) error {
  59	var buf bytes.Buffer
  60	j.Write(&buf)
  61	return PostMsg(keyname, key, url, buf.Bytes())
  62}
  63
  64func PostMsg(keyname string, key *rsa.PrivateKey, url string, msg []byte) error {
  65	client := http.DefaultClient
  66	req, err := http.NewRequest("POST", url, bytes.NewReader(msg))
  67	if err != nil {
  68		return err
  69	}
  70	req.Header.Set("User-Agent", "honksnonk/5.0; "+serverName)
  71	req.Header.Set("Content-Type", theonetruename)
  72	zig(keyname, key, req, msg)
  73	resp, err := client.Do(req)
  74	if err != nil {
  75		return err
  76	}
  77	resp.Body.Close()
  78	switch resp.StatusCode {
  79	case 200:
  80	case 201:
  81	case 202:
  82	default:
  83		return fmt.Errorf("http post status: %d", resp.StatusCode)
  84	}
  85	log.Printf("successful post: %s %d", url, resp.StatusCode)
  86	return nil
  87}
  88
  89type gzCloser struct {
  90	r     *gzip.Reader
  91	under io.ReadCloser
  92}
  93
  94func (gz *gzCloser) Read(p []byte) (int, error) {
  95	return gz.r.Read(p)
  96}
  97
  98func (gz *gzCloser) Close() error {
  99	defer gz.under.Close()
 100	return gz.r.Close()
 101}
 102
 103func GetJunk(url string) (junk.Junk, error) {
 104	return GetJunkTimeout(url, 0)
 105}
 106
 107func GetJunkFast(url string) (junk.Junk, error) {
 108	return GetJunkTimeout(url, 5*time.Second)
 109}
 110
 111func GetJunkTimeout(url string, timeout time.Duration) (junk.Junk, error) {
 112	client := http.DefaultClient
 113	req, err := http.NewRequest("GET", url, nil)
 114	if err != nil {
 115		return nil, err
 116	}
 117	at := thefakename
 118	if strings.Contains(url, ".well-known/webfinger?resource") {
 119		at = "application/jrd+json"
 120	}
 121	req.Header.Set("Accept", at)
 122	req.Header.Set("Accept-Encoding", "gzip")
 123	req.Header.Set("User-Agent", "honksnonk/5.0; "+serverName)
 124	if timeout > 0 {
 125		ctx, cancel := context.WithTimeout(context.Background(), timeout)
 126		defer cancel()
 127		req = req.WithContext(ctx)
 128	}
 129	resp, err := client.Do(req)
 130	if err != nil {
 131		if timeout > 0 || !strings.Contains(err.Error(), "TLS handshake timeout") {
 132			return nil, err
 133		}
 134		log.Printf("first get failed: %s", err)
 135		resp, err = client.Do(req)
 136		if err != nil {
 137			return nil, err
 138		}
 139		log.Printf("retry succeeded!")
 140	}
 141	if resp.StatusCode != 200 {
 142		resp.Body.Close()
 143		return nil, fmt.Errorf("http get status: %d", resp.StatusCode)
 144	}
 145	if strings.EqualFold(resp.Header.Get("Content-Encoding"), "gzip") {
 146		gz, err := gzip.NewReader(resp.Body)
 147		if err != nil {
 148			resp.Body.Close()
 149			return nil, err
 150		}
 151		resp.Body = &gzCloser{r: gz, under: resp.Body}
 152	}
 153	defer resp.Body.Close()
 154	j, err := junk.Read(resp.Body)
 155	return j, err
 156}
 157
 158func savedonk(url string, name, media string, localize bool) *Donk {
 159	if url == "" {
 160		return nil
 161	}
 162	var donk Donk
 163	row := stmtFindFile.QueryRow(url)
 164	err := row.Scan(&donk.FileID)
 165	if err == nil {
 166		return &donk
 167	}
 168	log.Printf("saving donk: %s", url)
 169	if err != nil && err != sql.ErrNoRows {
 170		log.Printf("error querying: %s", err)
 171	}
 172	xid := xfiltrate()
 173	data := []byte{}
 174	if localize {
 175		resp, err := http.Get(url)
 176		if err != nil {
 177			log.Printf("error fetching %s: %s", url, err)
 178			localize = false
 179			goto saveit
 180		}
 181		defer resp.Body.Close()
 182		if resp.StatusCode != 200 {
 183			localize = false
 184			goto saveit
 185		}
 186		var buf bytes.Buffer
 187		io.Copy(&buf, resp.Body)
 188
 189		data = buf.Bytes()
 190		if strings.HasPrefix(media, "image") {
 191			img, err := image.Vacuum(&buf, image.Params{MaxWidth: 2048, MaxHeight: 2048})
 192			if err != nil {
 193				log.Printf("unable to decode image: %s", err)
 194				localize = false
 195				data = []byte{}
 196				goto saveit
 197			}
 198			data = img.Data
 199			media = "image/" + img.Format
 200		} else if len(data) > 100000 {
 201			log.Printf("not saving large attachment")
 202			localize = false
 203			data = []byte{}
 204		}
 205	}
 206saveit:
 207	res, err := stmtSaveFile.Exec(xid, name, url, media, localize, data)
 208	if err != nil {
 209		log.Printf("error saving file %s: %s", url, err)
 210		return nil
 211	}
 212	donk.FileID, _ = res.LastInsertId()
 213	return &donk
 214}
 215
 216func iszonked(userid int64, xid string) bool {
 217	row := stmtFindZonk.QueryRow(userid, xid)
 218	var id int64
 219	err := row.Scan(&id)
 220	if err == nil {
 221		return true
 222	}
 223	if err != sql.ErrNoRows {
 224		log.Printf("err querying zonk: %s", err)
 225	}
 226	return false
 227}
 228
 229func needxonk(user *WhatAbout, x *Honk) bool {
 230	if x.What == "eradicate" {
 231		return true
 232	}
 233	if thoudostbitethythumb(user.ID, x.Audience, x.XID) {
 234		log.Printf("not saving thumb biter? %s via %s", x.XID, x.Honker)
 235		return false
 236	}
 237	return needxonkid(user, x.XID)
 238}
 239func needxonkid(user *WhatAbout, xid string) bool {
 240	if strings.HasPrefix(xid, user.URL+"/h/") {
 241		return false
 242	}
 243	if iszonked(user.ID, xid) {
 244		log.Printf("already zonked: %s", xid)
 245		return false
 246	}
 247	row := stmtFindXonk.QueryRow(user.ID, xid)
 248	var id int64
 249	err := row.Scan(&id)
 250	if err == nil {
 251		return false
 252	}
 253	if err != sql.ErrNoRows {
 254		log.Printf("err querying xonk: %s", err)
 255	}
 256	return true
 257}
 258
 259func savexonk(user *WhatAbout, x *Honk) {
 260	if x.What == "eradicate" {
 261		log.Printf("eradicating %s by %s", x.XID, x.Honker)
 262		xonk := getxonk(user.ID, x.XID)
 263		if xonk != nil {
 264			stmtZonkDonks.Exec(xonk.ID)
 265			_, err := stmtZonkIt.Exec(user.ID, x.XID)
 266			if err != nil {
 267				log.Printf("error eradicating: %s", err)
 268			}
 269		}
 270		stmtSaveZonker.Exec(user.ID, x.XID, "zonk")
 271		return
 272	}
 273	log.Printf("saving xonk: %s", x.XID)
 274	dt := x.Date.UTC().Format(dbtimeformat)
 275	aud := strings.Join(x.Audience, " ")
 276	whofore := 0
 277	if strings.Contains(aud, user.URL) {
 278		whofore = 1
 279	}
 280	res, err := stmtSaveHonk.Exec(x.UserID, x.What, x.Honker, x.XID, x.RID, dt, x.URL, aud,
 281		x.Noise, x.Convoy, whofore, "html", x.Precis, x.Oonker)
 282	if err != nil {
 283		log.Printf("err saving xonk: %s", err)
 284		return
 285	}
 286	x.ID, _ = res.LastInsertId()
 287	for _, d := range x.Donks {
 288		_, err = stmtSaveDonk.Exec(x.ID, d.FileID)
 289		if err != nil {
 290			log.Printf("err saving donk: %s", err)
 291			return
 292		}
 293	}
 294}
 295
 296type Box struct {
 297	In     string
 298	Out    string
 299	Shared string
 300}
 301
 302var boxofboxes = make(map[string]*Box)
 303var boxlock sync.Mutex
 304var boxinglock sync.Mutex
 305
 306func getboxes(ident string) (*Box, error) {
 307	boxlock.Lock()
 308	b, ok := boxofboxes[ident]
 309	boxlock.Unlock()
 310	if ok {
 311		return b, nil
 312	}
 313
 314	boxinglock.Lock()
 315	defer boxinglock.Unlock()
 316
 317	boxlock.Lock()
 318	b, ok = boxofboxes[ident]
 319	boxlock.Unlock()
 320	if ok {
 321		return b, nil
 322	}
 323
 324	var info string
 325	row := stmtGetXonker.QueryRow(ident, "boxes")
 326	err := row.Scan(&info)
 327	if err != nil {
 328		j, err := GetJunk(ident)
 329		if err != nil {
 330			return nil, err
 331		}
 332		inbox, _ := j.GetString("inbox")
 333		outbox, _ := j.GetString("outbox")
 334		sbox, _ := j.FindString([]string{"endpoints", "sharedInbox"})
 335		b = &Box{In: inbox, Out: outbox, Shared: sbox}
 336		if inbox != "" {
 337			m := strings.Join([]string{inbox, outbox, sbox}, " ")
 338			_, err = stmtSaveXonker.Exec(ident, m, "boxes")
 339			if err != nil {
 340				log.Printf("error saving boxes: %s", err)
 341			}
 342		}
 343	} else {
 344		m := strings.Split(info, " ")
 345		b = &Box{In: m[0], Out: m[1], Shared: m[2]}
 346	}
 347
 348	boxlock.Lock()
 349	boxofboxes[ident] = b
 350	boxlock.Unlock()
 351	return b, nil
 352}
 353
 354func gimmexonks(user *WhatAbout, outbox string) {
 355	log.Printf("getting outbox: %s", outbox)
 356	j, err := GetJunk(outbox)
 357	if err != nil {
 358		log.Printf("error getting outbox: %s", err)
 359		return
 360	}
 361	t, _ := j.GetString("type")
 362	origin := originate(outbox)
 363	if t == "OrderedCollection" {
 364		items, _ := j.GetArray("orderedItems")
 365		if items == nil {
 366			obj, ok := j.GetMap("first")
 367			if ok {
 368				items, _ = obj.GetArray("orderedItems")
 369			} else {
 370				page1, _ := j.GetString("first")
 371				j, err = GetJunk(page1)
 372				if err != nil {
 373					log.Printf("error gettings page1: %s", err)
 374					return
 375				}
 376				items, _ = j.GetArray("orderedItems")
 377			}
 378		}
 379		if len(items) > 20 {
 380			items = items[0:20]
 381		}
 382		for i, j := 0, len(items)-1; i < j; i, j = i+1, j-1 {
 383			items[i], items[j] = items[j], items[i]
 384		}
 385		for _, item := range items {
 386			obj, ok := item.(junk.Junk)
 387			if !ok {
 388				continue
 389			}
 390			xonk := xonkxonk(user, obj, origin)
 391			if xonk != nil {
 392				savexonk(user, xonk)
 393			}
 394		}
 395	}
 396}
 397
 398func peeppeep() {
 399	user, _ := butwhatabout("htest")
 400	honkers := gethonkers(user.ID)
 401	for _, f := range honkers {
 402		if f.Flavor != "peep" {
 403			continue
 404		}
 405		log.Printf("getting updates: %s", f.XID)
 406		box, err := getboxes(f.XID)
 407		if err != nil {
 408			log.Printf("error getting outbox: %s", err)
 409			continue
 410		}
 411		gimmexonks(user, box.Out)
 412	}
 413}
 414func whosthere(xid string) ([]string, string) {
 415	obj, err := GetJunk(xid)
 416	if err != nil {
 417		log.Printf("error getting remote xonk: %s", err)
 418		return nil, ""
 419	}
 420	convoy, _ := obj.GetString("context")
 421	if convoy == "" {
 422		convoy, _ = obj.GetString("conversation")
 423	}
 424	return newphone(nil, obj), convoy
 425}
 426
 427func newphone(a []string, obj junk.Junk) []string {
 428	for _, addr := range []string{"to", "cc", "attributedTo"} {
 429		who, _ := obj.GetString(addr)
 430		if who != "" {
 431			a = append(a, who)
 432		}
 433		whos, _ := obj.GetArray(addr)
 434		for _, w := range whos {
 435			who, _ := w.(string)
 436			if who != "" {
 437				a = append(a, who)
 438			}
 439		}
 440	}
 441	return a
 442}
 443
 444func extractattrto(obj junk.Junk) string {
 445	who, _ := obj.GetString("attributedTo")
 446	if who != "" {
 447		return who
 448	}
 449	arr, _ := obj.GetArray("attributedTo")
 450	for _, a := range arr {
 451		o, ok := a.(junk.Junk)
 452		if ok {
 453			t, _ := o.GetString("type")
 454			id, _ := o.GetString("id")
 455			if t == "Person" || t == "" {
 456				return id
 457			}
 458		}
 459	}
 460	return ""
 461}
 462
 463func consumeactivity(user *WhatAbout, j junk.Junk, origin string) {
 464	xonk := xonkxonk(user, j, origin)
 465	if xonk != nil {
 466		savexonk(user, xonk)
 467	}
 468}
 469
 470func xonkxonk(user *WhatAbout, item junk.Junk, origin string) *Honk {
 471	depth := 0
 472	maxdepth := 4
 473	currenttid := ""
 474	var xonkxonkfn func(item junk.Junk, origin string) *Honk
 475
 476	saveoneup := func(xid string) {
 477		log.Printf("getting oneup: %s", xid)
 478		if depth >= maxdepth {
 479			log.Printf("in too deep")
 480			return
 481		}
 482		obj, err := GetJunk(xid)
 483		if err != nil {
 484			log.Printf("error getting oneup: %s", err)
 485			return
 486		}
 487		depth++
 488		xonk := xonkxonkfn(obj, originate(xid))
 489		if xonk != nil {
 490			savexonk(user, xonk)
 491		}
 492		depth--
 493	}
 494
 495	xonkxonkfn = func(item junk.Junk, origin string) *Honk {
 496		// id, _ := item.GetString( "id")
 497		what, _ := item.GetString("type")
 498		dt, _ := item.GetString("published")
 499
 500		var audience []string
 501		var err error
 502		var xid, rid, url, content, precis, convoy, oonker string
 503		var obj junk.Junk
 504		var ok bool
 505		switch what {
 506		case "Announce":
 507			obj, ok = item.GetMap("object")
 508			if ok {
 509				xid, _ = obj.GetString("id")
 510			} else {
 511				xid, _ = item.GetString("object")
 512			}
 513			if !needxonkid(user, xid) {
 514				return nil
 515			}
 516			log.Printf("getting bonk: %s", xid)
 517			obj, err = GetJunk(xid)
 518			if err != nil {
 519				log.Printf("error regetting: %s", err)
 520			}
 521			origin = originate(xid)
 522			what = "bonk"
 523		case "Create":
 524			obj, _ = item.GetMap("object")
 525			what = "honk"
 526		case "Delete":
 527			obj, _ = item.GetMap("object")
 528			xid, _ = item.GetString("object")
 529			what = "eradicate"
 530		case "Video":
 531			fallthrough
 532		case "Question":
 533			fallthrough
 534		case "Note":
 535			fallthrough
 536		case "Article":
 537			fallthrough
 538		case "Page":
 539			obj = item
 540			what = "honk"
 541		default:
 542			log.Printf("unknown activity: %s", what)
 543			fd, _ := os.OpenFile("savedinbox.json", os.O_CREATE|os.O_WRONLY|os.O_APPEND, 0666)
 544			item.Write(fd)
 545			io.WriteString(fd, "\n")
 546			fd.Close()
 547			return nil
 548		}
 549
 550		var xonk Honk
 551		who, _ := item.GetString("actor")
 552		if obj != nil {
 553			if who == "" {
 554				who = extractattrto(obj)
 555			}
 556			oonker = extractattrto(obj)
 557			ot, _ := obj.GetString("type")
 558			url, _ = obj.GetString("url")
 559			if ot == "Tombstone" {
 560				xid, _ = obj.GetString("id")
 561			} else {
 562				audience = newphone(audience, obj)
 563				xid, _ = obj.GetString("id")
 564				precis, _ = obj.GetString("summary")
 565				if precis == "" {
 566					precis, _ = obj.GetString("name")
 567				}
 568				content, _ = obj.GetString("content")
 569				if !strings.HasPrefix(content, "<p>") {
 570					content = "<p>" + content
 571				}
 572				sens, _ := obj["sensitive"].(bool)
 573				if sens && precis == "" {
 574					precis = "unspecified horror"
 575				}
 576				rid, _ = obj.GetString("inReplyTo")
 577				convoy, _ = obj.GetString("context")
 578				if convoy == "" {
 579					convoy, _ = obj.GetString("conversation")
 580				}
 581				if ot == "Question" {
 582					if what == "honk" {
 583						what = "qonk"
 584					}
 585					content += "<ul>"
 586					ans, _ := obj.GetArray("oneOf")
 587					for _, ai := range ans {
 588						a, ok := ai.(junk.Junk)
 589						if !ok {
 590							continue
 591						}
 592						as, _ := a.GetString("name")
 593						content += "<li>" + as
 594					}
 595					ans, _ = obj.GetArray("anyOf")
 596					for _, ai := range ans {
 597						a, ok := ai.(junk.Junk)
 598						if !ok {
 599							continue
 600						}
 601						as, _ := a.GetString("name")
 602						content += "<li>" + as
 603					}
 604					content += "</ul>"
 605				}
 606				if what == "honk" && rid != "" {
 607					what = "tonk"
 608				}
 609			}
 610			atts, _ := obj.GetArray("attachment")
 611			for i, atti := range atts {
 612				att, ok := atti.(junk.Junk)
 613				if !ok {
 614					continue
 615				}
 616				at, _ := att.GetString("type")
 617				mt, _ := att.GetString("mediaType")
 618				u, _ := att.GetString("url")
 619				name, _ := att.GetString("name")
 620				localize := false
 621				if i > 4 {
 622					log.Printf("excessive attachment: %s", at)
 623				} else if at == "Document" || at == "Image" {
 624					mt = strings.ToLower(mt)
 625					log.Printf("attachment: %s %s", mt, u)
 626					if mt == "text/plain" || strings.HasPrefix(mt, "image") {
 627						localize = true
 628					}
 629				} else {
 630					log.Printf("unknown attachment: %s", at)
 631				}
 632				donk := savedonk(u, name, mt, localize)
 633				if donk != nil {
 634					xonk.Donks = append(xonk.Donks, donk)
 635				}
 636			}
 637			tags, _ := obj.GetArray("tag")
 638			for _, tagi := range tags {
 639				tag, ok := tagi.(junk.Junk)
 640				if !ok {
 641					continue
 642				}
 643				tt, _ := tag.GetString("type")
 644				name, _ := tag.GetString("name")
 645				if tt == "Emoji" {
 646					icon, _ := tag.GetMap("icon")
 647					mt, _ := icon.GetString("mediaType")
 648					if mt == "" {
 649						mt = "image/png"
 650					}
 651					u, _ := icon.GetString("url")
 652					donk := savedonk(u, name, mt, true)
 653					if donk != nil {
 654						xonk.Donks = append(xonk.Donks, donk)
 655					}
 656				}
 657			}
 658		}
 659		if originate(xid) != origin {
 660			log.Printf("original sin: %s <> %s", xid, origin)
 661			item.Write(os.Stdout)
 662			return nil
 663		}
 664		audience = append(audience, who)
 665
 666		audience = oneofakind(audience)
 667
 668		if currenttid == "" {
 669			currenttid = convoy
 670		}
 671
 672		if oonker == who {
 673			oonker = ""
 674		}
 675		xonk.UserID = user.ID
 676		xonk.What = what
 677		xonk.Honker = who
 678		xonk.XID = xid
 679		xonk.RID = rid
 680		xonk.Date, _ = time.Parse(time.RFC3339, dt)
 681		xonk.URL = url
 682		xonk.Noise = content
 683		xonk.Precis = precis
 684		xonk.Audience = audience
 685		xonk.Oonker = oonker
 686
 687		if needxonk(user, &xonk) {
 688			if rid != "" {
 689				if needxonkid(user, rid) {
 690					saveoneup(rid)
 691				}
 692			}
 693			if convoy == "" {
 694				convoy = currenttid
 695			}
 696			xonk.Convoy = convoy
 697			return &xonk
 698		}
 699		return nil
 700	}
 701
 702	return xonkxonkfn(item, origin)
 703}
 704
 705func rubadubdub(user *WhatAbout, req junk.Junk) {
 706	xid, _ := req.GetString("id")
 707	actor, _ := req.GetString("actor")
 708	j := junk.New()
 709	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
 710	j["id"] = user.URL + "/dub/" + url.QueryEscape(xid)
 711	j["type"] = "Accept"
 712	j["actor"] = user.URL
 713	j["to"] = actor
 714	j["published"] = time.Now().UTC().Format(time.RFC3339)
 715	j["object"] = req
 716
 717	var buf bytes.Buffer
 718	j.Write(&buf)
 719	msg := buf.Bytes()
 720
 721	deliverate(0, user.Name, actor, msg)
 722}
 723
 724func itakeitallback(user *WhatAbout, xid string) {
 725	j := junk.New()
 726	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
 727	j["id"] = user.URL + "/unsub/" + url.QueryEscape(xid)
 728	j["type"] = "Undo"
 729	j["actor"] = user.URL
 730	j["to"] = xid
 731	f := junk.New()
 732	f["id"] = user.URL + "/sub/" + url.QueryEscape(xid)
 733	f["type"] = "Follow"
 734	f["actor"] = user.URL
 735	f["to"] = xid
 736	f["object"] = xid
 737	j["object"] = f
 738	j["published"] = time.Now().UTC().Format(time.RFC3339)
 739
 740	var buf bytes.Buffer
 741	j.Write(&buf)
 742	msg := buf.Bytes()
 743
 744	deliverate(0, user.Name, xid, msg)
 745}
 746
 747func subsub(user *WhatAbout, xid string) {
 748	j := junk.New()
 749	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
 750	j["id"] = user.URL + "/sub/" + url.QueryEscape(xid)
 751	j["type"] = "Follow"
 752	j["actor"] = user.URL
 753	j["to"] = xid
 754	j["object"] = xid
 755	j["published"] = time.Now().UTC().Format(time.RFC3339)
 756
 757	var buf bytes.Buffer
 758	j.Write(&buf)
 759	msg := buf.Bytes()
 760
 761	deliverate(0, user.Name, xid, msg)
 762}
 763
 764var re_spicy = regexp.MustCompile("^(\U0001f336\ufe0f?){3,}")
 765
 766func jonkjonk(user *WhatAbout, h *Honk) (junk.Junk, junk.Junk) {
 767	dt := h.Date.Format(time.RFC3339)
 768	var jo junk.Junk
 769	j := junk.New()
 770	j["id"] = user.URL + "/" + h.What + "/" + shortxid(h.XID)
 771	j["actor"] = user.URL
 772	j["published"] = dt
 773	if h.Public {
 774		j["to"] = []string{h.Audience[0], user.URL + "/followers"}
 775	} else {
 776		j["to"] = h.Audience[0]
 777	}
 778	if len(h.Audience) > 1 {
 779		j["cc"] = h.Audience[1:]
 780	}
 781
 782	switch h.What {
 783	case "tonk":
 784		fallthrough
 785	case "honk":
 786		j["type"] = "Create"
 787
 788		jo = junk.New()
 789		jo["id"] = h.XID
 790		jo["type"] = "Note"
 791		jo["published"] = dt
 792		jo["url"] = h.XID
 793		jo["attributedTo"] = user.URL
 794		if h.RID != "" {
 795			jo["inReplyTo"] = h.RID
 796		}
 797		if h.Convoy != "" {
 798			jo["context"] = h.Convoy
 799			jo["conversation"] = h.Convoy
 800		}
 801		jo["to"] = h.Audience[0]
 802		if len(h.Audience) > 1 {
 803			jo["cc"] = h.Audience[1:]
 804		}
 805		if !h.Public {
 806			jo["directMessage"] = true
 807		}
 808		jo["summary"] = h.Precis
 809		jo["content"] = mentionize(h.Noise)
 810		if strings.HasPrefix(h.Precis, "DZ:") {
 811			jo["sensitive"] = true
 812		} else if peppers := re_spicy.FindString(h.Noise); peppers != "" {
 813			jo["summary"] = peppers
 814			jo["sensitive"] = true
 815		}
 816
 817		var tags []interface{}
 818		g := bunchofgrapes(h.Noise)
 819		for _, m := range g {
 820			t := junk.New()
 821			t["type"] = "Mention"
 822			t["name"] = m.who
 823			t["href"] = m.where
 824			tags = append(tags, t)
 825		}
 826		ooo := ontologies(h.Noise)
 827		for _, o := range ooo {
 828			t := junk.New()
 829			t["type"] = "Hashtag"
 830			t["name"] = o
 831			tags = append(tags, t)
 832		}
 833		herd := herdofemus(h.Noise)
 834		for _, e := range herd {
 835			t := junk.New()
 836			t["id"] = e.ID
 837			t["type"] = "Emoji"
 838			t["name"] = e.Name
 839			i := junk.New()
 840			i["type"] = "Image"
 841			i["mediaType"] = "image/png"
 842			i["url"] = e.ID
 843			t["icon"] = i
 844			tags = append(tags, t)
 845		}
 846		if len(tags) > 0 {
 847			jo["tag"] = tags
 848		}
 849		var atts []interface{}
 850		for _, d := range h.Donks {
 851			if re_emus.MatchString(d.Name) {
 852				continue
 853			}
 854			jd := junk.New()
 855			jd["mediaType"] = d.Media
 856			jd["name"] = d.Name
 857			jd["type"] = "Document"
 858			jd["url"] = d.URL
 859			atts = append(atts, jd)
 860		}
 861		if len(atts) > 0 {
 862			jo["attachment"] = atts
 863		}
 864		j["object"] = jo
 865	case "bonk":
 866		j["type"] = "Announce"
 867		if h.Convoy != "" {
 868			j["context"] = h.Convoy
 869		}
 870		j["object"] = h.XID
 871	case "zonk":
 872		j["type"] = "Delete"
 873		j["object"] = h.XID
 874	}
 875
 876	return j, jo
 877}
 878
 879func honkworldwide(user *WhatAbout, honk *Honk) {
 880	jonk, _ := jonkjonk(user, honk)
 881	jonk["@context"] = itiswhatitis
 882	var buf bytes.Buffer
 883	jonk.Write(&buf)
 884	msg := buf.Bytes()
 885
 886	rcpts := make(map[string]bool)
 887	for _, a := range honk.Audience {
 888		if a != thewholeworld && a != user.URL && !strings.HasSuffix(a, "/followers") {
 889			box, _ := getboxes(a)
 890			if box != nil {
 891				if honk.Public && box.Shared != "" {
 892					rcpts["%"+box.Shared] = true
 893				} else {
 894					rcpts["%"+box.In] = true
 895				}
 896			} else {
 897				rcpts[a] = true
 898			}
 899		}
 900	}
 901	if honk.Public {
 902		for _, f := range getdubs(user.ID) {
 903			box, _ := getboxes(f.XID)
 904			if box != nil && box.Shared != "" {
 905				rcpts["%"+box.Shared] = true
 906			} else {
 907				rcpts[f.XID] = true
 908			}
 909		}
 910	}
 911	for a := range rcpts {
 912		go deliverate(0, user.Name, a, msg)
 913	}
 914}
 915
 916func asjonker(user *WhatAbout) junk.Junk {
 917	about := obfusbreak(user.About)
 918
 919	j := junk.New()
 920	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
 921	j["id"] = user.URL
 922	j["type"] = "Person"
 923	j["inbox"] = user.URL + "/inbox"
 924	j["outbox"] = user.URL + "/outbox"
 925	j["followers"] = user.URL + "/followers"
 926	j["following"] = user.URL + "/following"
 927	j["name"] = user.Display
 928	j["preferredUsername"] = user.Name
 929	j["summary"] = about
 930	j["url"] = user.URL
 931	a := junk.New()
 932	a["type"] = "Image"
 933	a["mediaType"] = "image/png"
 934	a["url"] = fmt.Sprintf("https://%s/a?a=%s", serverName, url.QueryEscape(user.URL))
 935	j["icon"] = a
 936	k := junk.New()
 937	k["id"] = user.URL + "#key"
 938	k["owner"] = user.URL
 939	k["publicKeyPem"] = user.Key
 940	j["publicKey"] = k
 941
 942	return j
 943}
 944
 945var handfull = make(map[string]string)
 946var handlock sync.Mutex
 947
 948func gofish(name string) string {
 949	if name[0] == '@' {
 950		name = name[1:]
 951	}
 952	m := strings.Split(name, "@")
 953	if len(m) != 2 {
 954		log.Printf("bad fish name: %s", name)
 955		return ""
 956	}
 957	handlock.Lock()
 958	ref, ok := handfull[name]
 959	handlock.Unlock()
 960	if ok {
 961		return ref
 962	}
 963	row := stmtGetXonker.QueryRow(name, "fishname")
 964	var href string
 965	err := row.Scan(&href)
 966	if err == nil {
 967		handlock.Lock()
 968		handfull[name] = href
 969		handlock.Unlock()
 970		return href
 971	}
 972	log.Printf("fishing for %s", name)
 973	j, err := GetJunkFast(fmt.Sprintf("https://%s/.well-known/webfinger?resource=acct:%s", m[1], name))
 974	if err != nil {
 975		log.Printf("failed to go fish %s: %s", name, err)
 976		handlock.Lock()
 977		handfull[name] = ""
 978		handlock.Unlock()
 979		return ""
 980	}
 981	links, _ := j.GetArray("links")
 982	for _, li := range links {
 983		l, ok := li.(junk.Junk)
 984		if !ok {
 985			continue
 986		}
 987		href, _ := l.GetString("href")
 988		rel, _ := l.GetString("rel")
 989		t, _ := l.GetString("type")
 990		if rel == "self" && friendorfoe(t) {
 991			stmtSaveXonker.Exec(name, href, "fishname")
 992			handlock.Lock()
 993			handfull[name] = href
 994			handlock.Unlock()
 995			return href
 996		}
 997	}
 998	handlock.Lock()
 999	handfull[name] = ""
1000	handlock.Unlock()
1001	return ""
1002}
1003
1004func isactor(t string) bool {
1005	switch t {
1006	case "Person":
1007	case "Application":
1008	case "Service":
1009	default:
1010		return false
1011	}
1012	return true
1013}
1014
1015func investigate(name string) string {
1016	if name == "" {
1017		return ""
1018	}
1019	if name[0] == '@' {
1020		name = gofish(name)
1021	}
1022	if name == "" {
1023		return ""
1024	}
1025	obj, err := GetJunkFast(name)
1026	if err != nil {
1027		log.Printf("error investigating honker: %s", err)
1028		return ""
1029	}
1030	t, _ := obj.GetString("type")
1031	if !isactor(t) {
1032		log.Printf("it's not a person! %s", name)
1033		return ""
1034	}
1035	id, _ := obj.GetString("id")
1036	return id
1037}