plugins/meme.go (view raw)
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package plugins
import (
"encoding/base64"
"fmt"
"math/rand"
"strings"
"time"
"gopkg.in/irc.v3"
)
func init() {
Register(Meme{})
}
type Meme struct{}
var n []byte
func (Meme) Triggers() []string {
n, _ = base64.StdEncoding.DecodeString("bmlnZ2Vy")
return []string{
"." + string(n),
".kiss",
".increase",
".decrease",
".sniff",
".hug",
}
}
func (Meme) Execute(m *irc.Message) (string, error) {
parts := strings.SplitN(m.Trailing(), " ", 2)
trigger := parts[0]
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
var target string
if len(parts) > 1 {
target = parts[1]
} else {
target = m.Prefix.Name
}
switch trigger {
case "." + string(n):
// lol
if m.Prefix.Name == "IRSSucks" {
target = "IRSSucks"
}
word := string(n)
if rand.Intn(10) == 8 {
// Easter egg! Only teh cool h4x0rz will get this.
word = "bmlnZ2Vy"
}
return fmt.Sprintf("%s is a %s", target, word), nil
case ".kiss", ".love":
kaomoji := []string{
"(●´□`)", "(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ", "(｡’▽’｡)",
"(ෆ ͒•∘̬• ͒)◞", "( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-", "⁽⁽ପ( •ु﹃ •ु).⑅*",
"(๑ Ỡ ◡͐ Ỡ๑)ﾉ", "◟(◔ั₀◔ั )◞ ༘",
}
return fmt.Sprintf(
"%s \x02\x034 。。・゜゜・。。・❤️ %s ❤️ \x03\x02",
kaomoji[rand.Intn(len(kaomoji))],
target,
), nil
case ".increase", ".decrease":
return fmt.Sprintf(
"\x02[QUALITY OF CHANNEL SIGNIFICANTLY %sD]\x02",
strings.ToUpper(trigger[1:]),
), nil
case ".sniff":
return fmt.Sprintf("huffs %s's hair while sat behind them on the bus.", target), nil
case ".hug":
return fmt.Sprintf("(>^_^)>❤️ %s ❤️<(^o^<)", target), nil
}
return "", nil
}
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